ladymirth: (sam potter)
I can't believe how many people watch Supernatural. When I joined the fandom two years ago, it seemed like it had a very small cult following.  Only a couple of people on my flist even followed it regularly. 

Now that I've left fandom and lost interest in the show, the internet feels like its exploding with it. It seems like at least 3 quarters of all fandoms watch the show and I think almost everyone on my flist follows it now. 

W.T.H?? *is bemused* 

Well, looks like they're doing something right. I doubt I'll ever become as invested in it as I used to be, but I might just catch up on the rest of the season. Rock on, Winchsters! 

Anyone here who doesn't watch Supernatural? 
ladymirth: (yay kermit)
Feeling bored and blue? 

The Weasley's Wizard Wheezes product catalogue will have you crying in hysterical laughter cheer you right up!

Fandom, how I love thee! I wish Rowling could read this. She'd be proud.  
ladymirth: (bunny)
Dear Nolanverse Batman fanfic writers,

For the love of God, ENOUGH with the Batman/ Joker pairing already! I mean, I have nothing against BDSM slash but did you even see the same movie I did?! I find it extremely disturbing how many of you find a garish, green-haired sociopath with no concept of dental hygiene sexy. Also, I know Gary Oldman's Gordon is very cuddly, but IMO, Gordon/ Batman is about as wrong as Alfred/Bruce.  (And don't let that give you any ideas!) 

Also, FYI, Harley Quinn is the most annoying piece of shit that ever appeared in The Animated Series and nearly all your OCs are Mary Sues who make Bella Swann seem like a revolutionary brand of feminist heroine. I'd venture into the Batman comics fandom, but my tolerance for spandex-clad superheroes only stretch to Lois and Clark and the X-Men cartoon series. Also, there is not enough DO NOT WANT in the world for Dick/Bruce slash. Can you say Daddycest?

However, I am willing to feed an unholy amount of reviews to anyone who wants to write  Dick/ Bruce father-son fics, or fics pairing  Brce with Harvey Dent, Selena Kyle or Andrea Beaumont. Or any half-way decent OC, really, presuming those are allowed to exist in this fandom. 

I wouldn't mind, really, but  it is severely trying to belong to a half-a-dozen Batman Begins communities and still have to dig through FF.net to find decent fic to read. 

Regards, 
A fanfic deprived fangirl.

P.S:  Appropos of nothing, but have you guys noticed that Christian Bale has sexy helmet hair? How does the guy do it? 


 
ladymirth: (yay kermit)
Guys, isn't this just spectaculous?



AND THEN THERE WAS FIC.
....
Well? What are you waiting for? 
ladymirth: (kripke baby jesus)
...
....
......

LET ME HAVE YOUR BABIES ERIC KRIPKE!!!

Dudes, he's writing CRACK COMICS about his OWN SHOW, complete with WINCEST REFERENCES and J2 JOKES!!

My love for a man who will parody his own work, characters, lead actors and the entire fandom KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!!

I AM HAVING AN ANEURYSM HERE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh GOD I LOVE BEING A SUPERNATURAL FAN!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS LEVEL OF AWESOME!!! 
ladymirth: (internet needs surfing)
Yes, I stoled from Cleo's linkspam.

New still from HPB:

This gorgeous piece of Mansome has been hidden away from undeserving spoilerphobes. )

HOLY HOTDAMN SHIT!!! NEVILLE?!!  

*CUE MANGASM* 

Even his hormones are prepping him for The Deathly Hallows.

Now, if any of your brain cells are still up to functioning after that, we haz further evidence of RPattz's major hate-on for Twilight, brought to you by none other than Rupert Grint.

"After replying to the text message, we found out that Rupert recently lost a bet to actor Robert Pattinson, who was once part of the Harry Potter cast in a previous film, and insisted that Rupert read the bestselling book. Rupert is now "stuck reading 'Twilight'" and that Rob was just texting him to see how far along he was getting.

 
Rupert admitted he had only read the first five chapters of the bestselling book and we just informed him that there were three more books in the series. "No, really, are you serious? I thought there was just this one book?" Only now realizing he has to read three more, Rupert took his phone out and sent another message to Rob. By the looks of things, we can bet it wasn't a very pleasant message."

 
WE FEEL YOUR PAIN, RUPERT! Well, we don't, but we sure as hell are laughing hysterically at it. Which is kind of the same. Or not. 

LULZY # 2: Queen's Personal Poet  Hates His Job. His Artist's Soul is traumatized because Her Majesty  never leaves him any FDK! ZOMG, the horror! 

Bwaha, the comments are priceless, every one. The Queen Mother once reminisced about some ridiculous little man who came to tea once to read his dreary, tiresome poems. Why, he looked like a banker! His name was T.S Eliot. That family really is pretty Philistine towards the arts. Aside from family portraits, Elizabeth only likes pictures with horses in them.

Frankly, I didn't even know the Queen had a personal poet. What does he even do all day? Apparently, Mr. Motion hasn't yet found out either. 

LULZY # 3: Presenting Tiger Woods, ppl. 



This last one is  neither  overtly LULZY nor looted from [livejournal.com profile] cleolinda , but something I got in the email, and felt that THE WORLD MUST KNOW. Unless, the world already knows and I'm like that last poor sod who's still going "Dumbledore iz GAY??".

This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2006. The competition was between 9 women for best makeover. They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest. 

Look at the before and after photos. 

Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women ... 

Beauty is only liposuction deep. )

Snopes has a wankfest discussion thread about it.

Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw them was "THEY'VE BEEN VAMPIRED"? I keep expecting to see their eyes glow blood red and their skin to sparkle rainbowishly. Only, they're all kind of...orange. Why would anyone want to be orange? 

Hee. That would make a great excuse for Bella if she wanted to get out and about Forks after she got vampired and turned into a near-unrecognizable ice bust of a supermodel (for such is the nature of SMeyer's vampiring). She could go around telling people that she's fresh from the Fox reality TV show "The Swan".

Gawds, the things people will do for "beauty".  I think I liked them better when they looked like normal people. And after all that money, at the end of the day, you still have the same personality you started out with, warts and all. 

Mind you, though, I have been wishing for a nosejob myself since the age of 14.  My complexes, they are long-standing. 

You has been good today, Internets. *pats them* 













 
ladymirth: (bucket dance)
I am in tears. Screaming.

All because of this.

Although I feel sorry for all the people who haven't read Twilight, because this level of self-wanking lolariousness has never before been seen in the realms of Earth, I've always felt that Midnight Sun (Twilight told from Edward's POV, which was to have been Smeyer's next novel before she threw a fit about it being leaked to the Internet) was the one book I would have been better off not having read. Not just because the level of unintentional creepy hits record highs and Edward's cess-pool of self-hating angst makes Bella sound like fucking Anne Shirley, but because it is boring. Something I never thought SMeyer was capable of being, whatever else.

However, between Growing Up Cullen and Cleolinda's recap, it has managed to inspire the most LULZY of all lulz yet. I am in LOVE with Cleo, I tell you. I'll imbibe as much crack as SMeyer can stuff down my throat as long as she continues to write these recaps.

That said, though, it is absolutely not necessary to have read the books for you to enjoy the recap. It's just that the non-readers, no matter how jaded they have become to the world, invariably chuckle and think, "She's probably exaggerating. It couldn't possibly be as bad as that, right?" while the actual readers know that yes, it really is that bad. Worse, even.

I'm hoarding all the moments that had me falling out of my chair here, so I can adore them in my own plot of cyberspace:

Can you feel the LOLZ tonight... )

How do I love thee, Twilight? Let me count the ways...
ladymirth: (bucket dance)

I squealed like a pig in mud when I saw this:



RPattz ate chicken and cheese off his neck for the movie?! That's called CANON-SLASH right there!! OMFGHEDEXPLODEY!!!

*screams the rafters down*

I gakked it from the graphical condensed version of "Twilight for Dummies".

Also, I stopped feeling sore about having slogged through all twelve leaked chapters of Midnight Sun (upcoming novel by SMeyer which re-chronicles Twilight from Edward's POV) after I read Growing Up Cullen. Because it's all basically what'e said, yo. I flipped, flipped and scared most of the neighbourhood cats laughing.

Also in the category of Twilight-spoofery, you probably won't be able to appreciate how priceless this is unless you've read at least one book and know that she really does write like that! (Although I can't believe the writer actually went back and painstakingly counted and tallied all those situations. Yikes!)

Warning: None of the links are Edward-friendly.

I shall finish up with "Twatlighting - Boom-de-ya-da-style" courtesy of fandom_wank.

I love the books, but its the Twilight wank that I really fangirl. Day-um! It's like Christmas every day! *snuggles Twilight*

Keep on sparkling, honeys!

ladymirth: (bucket dance)
Why is it that every single time I try to leave fandom, something like this happens?

Why must you be so batshit crazy wonderful, SPN fandom? How am I to ever leave you?

WARNING:Link contains material unsafe for work, general sanity and all your childhood memories. Don't SAY I didn't warn you.)
ladymirth: (AHBL - no!)
Regarding the latest SPN wank, all I have to say is this:
HAHAHAHAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Gawds, that is some seriously funny shit!

I'm sorry, I just have this picture of poor, maligned Jensen sitting in a corner sobbing about how the mean fangirls are saying mean things about him. And how he is never going to school anymore can't work because people on the internet are mocking him and now he is emotionally crippled.

He's probably sitting in morosely in front of the TV, doing crack smoking and binge eating. He might get chubby again. The emotional distress might even lead to the whole hobo-beating, fish-fucking thing, and gawd knows we don't need any more of that.

Fangirls have no RESPECT, y'all.

Huccome ONTD hasn't been slapped with a C&D too, then? *snerk*
ladymirth: (simba)

This is a post that all who purports themselves as feminists should read. It makes me happy in my pants. 

Please also follow the comments for more evidence of intelligent life in fandom.

Thank you times a million to

[personal profile] layne67 for linking me. 

And Oh My God, WHERE has this post been my entire life?! - A Modest Proposal: Dean Winchester is a Very Bad Man, yo. *dies and is ded of LAFF* 

Suddenly, I remember why I love this fandom. To the death.

 

 

ladymirth: (AHBL - no!)
I have a destructive sort of curiosity, which is what accounts for the fact that I went through nearly every one of the comment threads on that fandom wank entry. Self-laceration, I know. I'm an odd egg, sometimes. 

The thing about this wank was that it didn't just diss the perceived stupidity of one fan, as is usually the case, but attacked the whole show, writers, the entire SPN fandom and Dean fangirls as a whole. That was what hurt so much. Random people from other fandoms who crapped on the show based on a lot of second hand misinformation from their flists are one thing, but fans within the SPN fandom accusing other fans of sexism and misogyny just because they didn't agree with their views was something else. 

My butthurt. Let me show you it. 

I didn't realize how much it got to me until I woke up from my nap today shaking with anger, called up my boyfriend and yelled "I FUCKING HATE FEMINISTS!" out of the blue. One must pity the poor dear boy. The things he has to put up with, really. 

Well, that was a bit of an over-reaction. True, I've had serious issues with the rabid bra-burning types in the past, and the cries of "misogyny! racism! homophobia!" that invariably sweep fandom after every freaking episode makes me have a sneaking sympathy with sazzlette's post, rude as it was. But such a blanket statement as that would make me quite as bad the people who get on my nerves. 

So we come to this post. It concerns mostly the SPN fandom, but I think that other fans on my flist would also find my theories interesting, as it involves modern social and fannish issues. 

(Very mild spoilers for 3x15 and 3x16 of SPN Season 3 under the cut)


That's my thirty dollars and two cents, folks. I may be wrong, I may be biased, and I may not have looked at all points of view, although I've tried my hardest to avoid any of that. I'm open to debate and discussion as long you keep things civil. (This is not a warning to my lovely flist, who has never been anything but courteous to me, but for other lurkers and such.)
ladymirth: (bunny)
Dear SPN fandom,

Quit. It.  (Link contains spoilers for the season finale)

I happen to think that both sides have valid points. What is made of grand amounts of FAIL is that none of you seem to have the maturity to sit down and have a civil debate/forum about it rather than hurl invectives at each other in this fashion. Just because the other person has a different opinion than yours does not mean she is a party poopin', Show-hatin', misogynistic bitch who should be wanked out of fandom. 

I am having far too much fun with the phrase "misogynistic bitch". Hehe. Is that an oxymoron or just hypocritical? 

Wank aside though, the argument is extremely interesting. It covers  the areas of fan culture, anthropology and mass media. A really juicy research topic completely wasted on a spate of what essentially boils down to "don't you dare tell me to shut up, bitch!" posts. This is the case with many wanks, I have noticed. The last wank, centred around [personal profile] ficwriter1966 was inflammatory, but she did raise a couple of points I wanted to explore. Unfortunately, I discovered the wank a month too late. 

Just try to be civilized, at least? As far as I can see, nobody who has posted anything involving this wank so far can be in a remotely civil light. What do people hope to acheive by, "I don't give a fuck what you people think" posts, anyway? I agreed with many of the points both [personal profile] esorlehcarand [profile] sazzlettemade, but found their manner of putting them across extremely repellent. 

And for God's sake, stop bandying about words like "misogyny" and "sexism" so carelessly. Those are extremely inflammatory accusations you are making.

P.S: According to puipui, SPN fen are all pretty damn fucked up for liking such a misogynistic show. We quail before your feminist hellfire! Here's a hint: watch the fucking show!

P.S2: This wank, it is not even remotely funny. It's heartbreaking.
ladymirth: (hamlet)
You know what the problem with the Supernatural fandom is? It has waay too many completely awesome fics being posted every day. No matter how much I read, I'm always missing out on something. I'll never catch up. It's not fair. 

I sometimes wonder why people bother paying good money for stuff like tie-in novels and Harlequin paperbacks when the fanfiction is so awesome and it's free. 

In other news, I'm sick. Not ill, just sick. As in not sick enough to be relegated to bed, with a compassionate Mum cooing over you and exemption from chores, but sick enough to have to stick to your usual routine albeit with a myriad of irritants and aches while people snap at you for complaining about them. I feel like a brittle boned old biddy with a bad case of gout today. Ugh! 

FYI, World, you're a friggin' awful bitch sometimes. 

P.S: I now hate Asia as much as Sam does.
ladymirth: (kitty H/D)

For my money, this is funnier than the entire wank. 

***

puipui: Dude, my cat could come up with a religion that makes more sense than Scientology. While hopped up on catnip. From beyond the grave.

(Several exchanges later about the technicalities of the cat dying and whether it is named Schrodinger and whether it should have its name changed for security reasons once it is a leader of a religious cult, somebody offers themselves up for enlightment via Cat.) 

pastri_archy: I for one, welcome this new feline religious overlord. What would be the tenets of this new doctrine?

puipui: I've asked the cat, and here they are:

Tenets

1. Feed the cat.
2. At our most fundamental level, we are both here and not, we both exist and do not. We are at one with the universe, at one with its power, and when we learn to harness that power, we can blah blah blah religion fishcakes. Mmm, fish.
3. I said feed the cat, bitch! Again! Do it now!
4. All couch arms shall be sacrifice to your new god. BOW! BOW, I SAY!
5. Same with your bed. Gimme. Yes, the whole thing. Because I said so.
6. There is no number 6.
7. Something something something worship me, whatever, I'm going to take a nap now, don't move anything around while I'm gone.

pastri_archy: *feeds the cats as the tenets dictate* Um, I'm a college student without a sofa. You can has one end of my bed?

puipui: She says the whole bed, sorry. All your beds are belong to cat. You can have the floor, but you'll have to get up if she decides to walk there later.

***

There are a few reasons why I can't seem to stop poking in on fandom_wank, and this is one of them. 

If there is anybody on my flist who loves me vewy much, they shall make me icons of this. *puts on best kitty face*

ETA: Okay, so there are other things funnier than the Cat God, and this is one of them. I hereby claim the right to have all of narcissam's babies.

ladymirth: (bucket dance)

One should always check LJ in the morning, because the batshit pplz have done good works during the night. 

I giggled for half an hour at this post, linked by

[personal profile] jazzonia

Summary Executions compiled by Minerva McTabby

Wherein we find fanfic summaries with which the authors (bless their Sue-loving hearts) make sure that nobody in their right mind will read their stories. Apparently, they were all taken from the FictionAlley archives. 

My personal favourites:

This is the story of Narcissa's teenage years and how she became the fatal flower that she is.

Prepare for serious depression and PSYCO PANSY!!! A sequeal is definite.

It's an AU, no Voldemort, no normal characters.

Remus Lupin is lonely. Mysterious Cliche Ckick X enters Hogwarts. Story takes place in sixth year circa 1976. Surprisingly low character distorion.

Two duelists meet in the dead of night. On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them. 

Dedicated to all people who have had, are having, and will have Ginny complexes. 

"When you’re so lost you want to rip your organs out through your throat and smear them all over everyone around you, just so they know that you exist..."

Rated R for the obvious reasons. Featuring Snape. Do not read if you are offended by such things.

The frightening thing is that I don't think they're all clueless teeny-boppers.

And this comment kinda kilt me ded:

" 'Two duelists meet in the dead of night. On the battleground, they stand, awaiting the dance fever to overtake them.'"

Ahem. I won't do it. I won't. I won'tIwon'tI--

*bursts into song*

You can hex, and you want sex, something to spice up your life
Severus, you Stud Machine, you are the Duelling Queen!

Friday night and the lights are low
Homework’s done, so you find a foe,
You go to the Great Hall, get in the swing,
Go in to look for a King

Not anyone could be that guy!
Neville’s too dumb and Lockhart’s high,
But then you see him; everything is fine
He gives you that emerald glance
And when you get the chance…

You are the Duelling Queen; he’s young and sweet, but now he’s eighteen!
Duelling Queen, your robes should be silver lamé and green!
You can hex, you can stun him! Having the time of your life…
Severus, smart and mean, you are the Duelling Queen!

You’re a teacher but he turns you on!
When his potion’s brewing, it’s hard to stay strong
You try to find another, but only one will do (Harry’s the one for you!)
You want to get in his pants
And will when you get the chance!

You are the Duelling Queen, infatuated with his eyes of green!
Duelling Queen, hot for Potter cause he’s so lean!
You’ll beat him, you’ll take his wand, you’ll be his snarky wife!
Severus, you are so mean, you are the Duelling Queen!

- [profile] tartanshell

ABBA for the WIN, bitches! 

And then there was this article, which was linked at [profile] supernatural_tv which gave Show a generous little pat on the head. 

BEST TEAMWORK: Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki of "Supernatural," whose performances as the demon-hunting Winchester brothers are so heartfelt and committed, they continue to make dreamy-eyed believers of us all.

It was the accompanying first comment that had me rolling around in my chair:

I don't watch the show Supernatural, those two actors, Padalecki and Ackles, are they married or dating in real life?
I'm not trying to be funny, I really want to know.
II don't know the actors or the show. It's just that I saw pictures and a a few clips on youtube of them together and I had the impression they were a couple. -
Ray

....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

And then, this comment in response:

Even my aunt thinks they're gay. Or, well, at least the brothers. I made her watch it with me back in October and she's like, "Aren't they supposed to be brothers? Do THEY know this?..." (a few minutes later) "are the actors gay with each other?".  - [personal profile] laurondo

I don't see the Wincest subtext on Show, I am not a J-squared shipper and I think Jared and Sandy are the cutest thing to happen to the universe since fluffy little bunny rabbits. And yet, it is true. The two of them have an entirely disturbing amount of chemistry with each other. 

Oh, boys. You just naturally attract the tinhat crazies, don't you? 

*squishes Show and the boys x times a billionty* 

Oh, eljay! Where would I be without thee?

 

 

ladymirth: (Default)
After HOURS of painstaking work, I am finally satisfied with my profile page. I fear it looks ridiculously self-important, though. But that's okay, since I AM kind of self-important. 'Twas the flaw the universe handed to me - what to do?

Still, the profile looks like it belongs to somebody who writes reams of fic and makes userpics and does episode reviews and is generally quite interesting about things. I shall have to live up to it in future. I can't see myself writing SPN fic anytime soon (mainly because of the Suetastic impulses it brings out in me) and I CAN'T continue Woman in the Mirror as long as I am this invested in the SPN fandom (although I am collecting material for that like a magpie), so I guess I should start brushing off on my Harry Potter fics.

Hmm. I may start taking a leaf out of kroki_refur's book and start doing mini episode review/meta/picspam thingies of my own, mainly because it looks like so much fun.

Meh. Now I need new icons. And a new layout. I am getting thoroughly sick of this clouds business.

I don't think these are usual activities for 3 o'clock in the morning, though.
ladymirth: (respect jensen and jared)
I found this while surfing the Supernatural Wiki:

Supernatural fandom = Roofies.

You let this fandom buy you one drink, just one drink and before you know it, your clothes’ve come off and you’re doing all these vile and depraved things that you always said you’d never do or just plain weren’t into and you can’t bring yourself to have any kind of problem with the situation at all. Then the next day you wake up kinda sore, wondering what the hell you did last night and have only fleeting remembrances of pretty emo boys, glitter and lube.
-[personal profile] mona1347 (The Drugs of Fandom: in which she compares each of her fandoms, including Buffy, Harry Potter, Smallville, Firefly and SGA to drug-effects)

This description is made of sheer, unadulterated WORD with a side order of WIN. I joined the SPN fandom in September, when the very mention of Wincest made me want to crawl into a small hole and pull it in after me, and the prevalence of RPF and RPS in my favourite communities made me feel like breaking out in hives. I am by now reading and plotting hard R Wincest stories without second thought,  Daddy!cest stories only earn an eye-roll from me, and while I still hate RPF, I am engaging in a long and philosophical debate with myself as to why exactly that is so much more offensive a genre than writing underage porn about Harry Potter.

Who needs a liberal arts education when you've got fandom?

On the other hand, it was a lot easier to not like things without having to justify yourself in a hundred different contexts. Life was a lot simpler when you knew that WIncest was depraved, RPS was immoral and underage Harry Potter porn was something fandom could do without.

But flist, if I ever start making noises to the effect that "RPF isn't that bad after all", I beg you to put me out of my misery at once and let me die a self-respecting woman.

P.S: Now that I've been established as heroin-junkie who is constantly being roofied, I  feel an overwhelming urge to join the Smallville fandom, even though I lost all interest in the show after the fifth season. Crack sounds fun!)
ladymirth: (ring)
I mean, what did I think was going to happen?

I blame it on the emotional see-saw I've been on for the past few weeks. Usually, I would have had a quiet rant about it on my own journal and left it at that, but I was too PISSED OFF to leave it at that.

So I beard the lions in their den and try and teach them the 'error of their ways'. You'd think I was a fandom rookie or something.

Plus, they are right. I do sound rather insufferable and condescending. Well, of course I do, I was pissed off. So was not making as much sense as I otherwise might've done. I should have just left the rebutteals to  Dodger. She's better at it, and a good sport about it besides.

In retrospect, I can't quite remember WHY I got so steamed about it; it really doesn't rate more than a minor annoyance. Still, in my current apathetic state of mind, I can't even remember why I feel mad at George Bush.

Not my shining moment. I KNEW I was going to end up on some busybody's fandom_wank post, but I couldn't stop myself somehow. And the more defensive I get, the less rational I sound. Eugh. I'd delete the comments, but some idiot is sure to put up screen caps or have them saved in their email account. Better just suck it up. It's not like I don't totally deserve it for  flaming somebody's personal journal, no matter how big of a wanker she is.

Here's something ironic. Saith I: I don't know, maybe there are some idiots out there who's using the icon to be snobby and push their own personal agenda. There's always a few people who you wish would get off your side because they make your side look bad. We can't help that.

I kind of feel like maybe I'M one of the people who should do my side a favour by defecting. Or maybe that's just the blues talking.

Still, if I was going to make myself look like a class nutcase, at least I might as well have done it over something that actually mattered, and not over a bunch of dumb icons that some idiot thought up after going, "RESPECT, geddit? Hur hur." Now that rankles.

Actually, some very good things have come from this wank. One is that it distracted me from all the bloody emo I was wallowing in. The other is that it made me realize that I am still able to laugh at myself. As long as I can do that, there is hope.

Of course, the real cheerer-upper came in the form of this: Cat! Dean and Cat! Sam.

Nobody could fail to crack a smile at that. They ought to distribute it as a form of therapy. 'Tis a pity, if I wasn't on my personal emo high, I would laugh for hours at that.

I even feel kind of fond of fandom_wank. Anything that snapped me out of The Bad Place deserves love. Not too much, of course.

PS: To those of my flist that I scared the bejesus out of by my last couple of posts - I am fine. Well, getting there, anyway. Not suicidal, never was. I feel better, and I'm seeing my counselor tomorrow. Sorry- really, really sorry - for the scare. I love you guys too much to do anything stupid. Who knows what havoc you might wreak on LJ if I left you alone?

*hugs flist* * is sheepish*
ladymirth: (caffeine)
Dear SPN people on my flist,

All I've been hearing from you for the past week is moaning about the fat!Jensen gossip and the resulting wankage. I have not heard, nor can I find, any fat!Jensen Ackles wank. This is most unfair. I feel left out. Granted, it's my own fault for friending people with too much good sense and taste, but I still want to know what's going on. What's this about fat!Jensen? Does he have an eating disorder now? Is this like the chubby-headed-coke-addict!Jensen and the totally-having-closet-gay-sex-because-he-smokes!Jensen and married-to-Stephanie-Ware!Jensen of yesteryear? Are you keeping such richness from me, O heartless flist o' mine?

If so, you are doing me a great disservice. To this day, I have only to think of the phrase, "Jensen the Pregnant Hobo-Beating Hermaphrodite" to immediately feel optimistic about the universe. And that was only a summarized and result of the collective efforts of the last rumour mill.

I honestly don't want to resort to reading fandom_wank to get the newest updates. (Although those Jensen Ackles wank posts were kind of MADE of the WIN. Even fandom_wank has it's moments, I'll give it that. Especially on the rare occasion it's not trying to bash entire fandoms.)

What happened?! WANNA SEE! WANNA SEE!

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