Yes, I stoled from Cleo's linkspam
. New still from HPB
:( This gorgeous piece of Mansome has been hidden away from undeserving spoilerphobes. )
HOLY HOTDAMN SHIT!!! NEVILLE?!!
Even his hormones are prepping him for The Deathly Hallows
Now, if any of your brain cells are still up to functioning after that, we haz further evidence of RPattz's major hate-on for Twilight
, brought to you by none other than Rupert Grint
"After replying to the text message, we found out that Rupert recently lost a bet to actor Robert Pattinson, who was once part of the Harry Potter cast in a previous film, and insisted that Rupert read the bestselling book. Rupert is now "stuck reading 'Twilight'" and that Rob was just texting him to see how far along he was getting.
Rupert admitted he had only read the first five chapters of the bestselling book and we just informed him that there were three more books in the series. "No, really, are you serious? I thought there was just this one book?" Only now realizing he has to read three more, Rupert took his phone out and sent another message to Rob. By the looks of things, we can bet it wasn't a very pleasant message."
WE FEEL YOUR PAIN, RUPERT! Well, we don't, but we sure as hell are laughing hysterically at it. Which is kind of the same. Or not. LULZY # 2: Queen's Personal Poet Hates His Job
. His Artist's Soul is traumatized because Her Majesty never leaves him any FDK! ZOMG, the horror!
Bwaha, the comments are priceless, every one. The Queen Mother once reminisced about some ridiculous little man who came to tea once to read his dreary, tiresome poems. Why, he looked like a banker! His name was T.S Eliot. That family really is pretty Philistine towards the arts. Aside from family portraits, Elizabeth only likes pictures with horses in them.
Frankly, I didn't even know the Queen had a personal poet. What does he even do
all day? Apparently, Mr. Motion hasn't yet found out either. LULZY # 3:
Presenting Tiger Woods, ppl.
This last one is neither overtly LULZY nor looted from cleolinda
, but something I got in the email, and felt that THE WORLD MUST KNOW. Unless, the world already knows and I'm like that last poor sod who's still going "Dumbledore iz GAY??".
This photo below was taken at a competition in June 2006. The competition was between 9 women for best makeover. They had every possible beauty treatment available to them over a period of 12 hours before the contest.
Look at the before and after photos.
Conclusion - there are no ugly women only poor women ...
( Beauty is only liposuction deep. )
Snopes has a
wankfest discussion thread
Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw them was "THEY'VE BEEN VAMPIRED"? I keep expecting to see their eyes glow blood red and their skin to sparkle rainbowishly. Only, they're all kind of...orange. Why would anyone want to be orange?
Hee. That would make a great excuse for Bella if she wanted to get out and about Forks after she got vampired and turned into a near-unrecognizable ice bust of a supermodel (for such is the nature of SMeyer's vampiring). She could go around telling people that she's fresh from the Fox reality TV show "The Swan".
Gawds, the things people will do for "beauty". I think I liked them better when they looked like normal people. And after all that money, at the end of the day, you still have the same personality you started out with, warts and all.
Mind you, though, I have been wishing for a nosejob myself since the age of 14. My complexes, they are long-standing.
You has been good today, Internets. *pats them*