I wanna go to West End too! Imagine all the HP fanatics tussling to get a glimpse of their hero in the altogether! I imagine they'll be booked solid!

Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been?
I've been to London to catch Dan's nude scene
Pussy cat, pussy cat what did you there?
I ogled Dan Rad without his underwear!

I'm a perverted genius. I know. Don't applaud, just throw money.=D