You are one of very many, my poor pretty dear. There are lots of people who don't consider Dan studly. And actually, for me, the fact that he looks even more freakishly like Elijah Wood is a definite bonus, as I find Elijah Wood very sexy in an appealing, hobbit-like way.
I may turn out ot be a closet pedophile. Which would be bad.;-)
Horse entendre? Me no get. Me much dense. Is that like, save a horse, ride a cowboy?