It's not like I have anything against the idea of Valentine's Day, which is about giving and sharing love with your lover, al good and well, nothing wrong with that.

But it's the confetti and the candy and the radio shows and Tv shows blaring nothing but corny James Blunt songs and the red hearts and cupids weilding bows and arrows, pounding you in the face, over and over and over, you must love Valentines, you must love Valentines, you must love Valentines.

*hands over barf bag in sisterly sympathy*