(Actually, if you're going to sign up - the only way to earn points, which is the only way to level up, which... currently does nothing but make you look cool - then you can do it through this link. I get points if you do. No money involved. Just points. But levels make you cool.)

Love your description of procrastination. And totally sympathize with it. Good luck finding something, even if it isn't Kong. Maybe a hobby?