VIRUS!!!

OMFG, MY COMPUTER HAS A VIRUS IN IT THAT WON'T LET ME OPEN YOUTUBE!!!!

I get a messagebox saying "youtube is banned you idiot, the administrators didn't write this program guess who did? Muahahaha!". And then the whole window closes and my history items for today gets deleted!

MY DARLING KADE HAS GOT A VIRUS IN HIM! OMG! OMG! OMG!

*hyperventilates* 

DEATH TO ALL VIRUS-SPAWNING COMPUTER HACKER ASSHOLES!!!! DEATH!!!!! 

*clutches Kade and cries*