There's wank and then there's...this.
Jun. 3rd, 2009 05:11 pmI don't see how they can laugh at this. These people are clearly messed up and need serious help.
Holy shit.
Considering the kind of “I-hate-Deathly-Hallows” tripe that’s being posted in the HP discussion forums, there comes a time when you feel like you’ve heard it all.
And then you find something like this:
At least that one had good entertainment value, instead of being a ton of semi-comprehensive vitriol about how JKR had staged a massive cop-out. However, a shocking number of people actually gave this very serious consideration – and agreed! Normally, I wouldn’t have bothered to dignify this with a reply, but I was too tickled to pass it up. Nobody I know has ever left themselves this wide open since the girl at my cafeteria, when asked to join the guys at a game of pool, said “Sorry, I totally suck at balls.”
Next up –
Feel free to lend me your thoughts, people, as all of mine haven’t finished choking and sputtering from that last review, yet. They feel all the more insulting when they have good grammar.
TOP TEN SPOILERS FOR HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
10) Harry learns "visio correcto" spell and ditches those stupid Birth Control glasses.
9) Hogwarts Alumnus Day guest of honor - Gandalf!
8) Harry is shamed with a lifetime ban for betting on quidditch.
7) Snape and Hagrid - oh yes they are!
6) Final battle against Voldemort cancelled when Democrats vote to pull funding.
5) It's all a dream. Harry wakes up in his mother's basement to discover that he's just a 35-year-old nerd who nodded off during a game of D&D.
4) Malfoy and the Sorting Hat - oh yes they did!
3) Dumbledore only MOSTLY dead - revived by Miracle Max.
2) Voldemort is the name of Harry's sled.
and the #1 spoiler for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows...
1) Hermione is a DUDE!
Also, Ann was kind enough to post this on the selfsame folder today. I must say, it's not unfeasible.
Hermione tells all...