The Woes of Dating Eccentric Types

[ladymirth]

Boy: Why didn't you want to take the meds?
Me: Well, I freaked out when the doc said they were "mood stabilizers". I thought, I can't take mood stabilizers, what if they stabilize the wrong moods?
Boy: ...wait, WHUT?
Me: I know.

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(Discussing the behaviour of a mutual friend.)
Boy: Apparently the voices in her head told her to do it. The girl actually told me she had voices in her head. 
Me: Oh, that's okay. I know lots of people who have voices in their head. Pavi has three, I think. I used to have three, but now I think I've about five or only two or maybe some of the voices are pretending to be several voices...How about that? The voices in my head have multiple personality disorder!

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(On people on social networking websites who can't be bothered to use correct English)
Boy: Sometimes, I suspect that you're a snob. 
Me: I'm not a snob. 
Boy: An intellectual snob, then. 
Me: No, I'm quite capable of tolerating a lot from people. I try not to judge them. But there are three things upon which I reserve the right to automatically disqualify them from my regard. One is - homophobia. Two - misogyny. Three - bad grammar. 
Boy: So you're not elitist because you have an eccletic range of pet peeves? 

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Boy: I love you.  I love you because you're batshit, off-the-wall and eccentric. 
Me: *thinking this over* So you love me because I'm mad, mad and mad? 

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Me: I just feel crappy today. I don't know why.
Boy: Well, I'm here now. Think happy thoughts.
Me: *flirtatiously* I am thinking happy thoughts...
Boy: =D
Me: ...which is why I've been chanting Batman, Batman, Batman in my head since morning. 

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I think I'm going to give him some sort of complex soon.