I wonder what I'd be Like If I was Born On a different Month...

I've come across this stuff more times than I can count. Personality tests based on the year of my birth, my color preferences, my ice-cream preferences, my dog's shampoo preferences... and creeply enough, they're always 100% true. Check this out...

Your Birthdate: June 9

You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count. You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing. Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time. You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything. Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic Your power color: Pine green Your power symbol: Circle Your power month: September

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

My friends have always been the first to tell me that I'm contemptibly happy-go-lucky, that I'm an incurable drama queen, and always hover around to tread on my feet when I can't keep my mouth shut about my exhaustive opinions on the equality of humankind at kiddies birthday parties. (Yes, that did happen, I was ranting about anti-gay activists of all things.)  I constantly try to reform the jaded views of my parents, even though I know they're a lost cause. I'm bone lazy so I need to be around people to get motivated. I am almost fanatical about being non-judgemental. 
Kind of cheapens it all to know it's probably all because of the planatery position in the cosmic scale of things, at the exact time somebody spanked me on the bottom for the first time.