Would you rather be brained by a tutle, shit out your intestines, die laughing at a fig-eating donkey...or be sexed to death?
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kemidra : The 11 Most Badass Last Words Ever Uttered.
I dunno. I found some of that rather gruesome. And nothing about the Salem Witchhunts are funny to me.
From the same site: The Six Most Badass Stunts Pulled in the Name of Science. (Not for the faint of stomach.)
And here, have some choice quotes fromthat legendary Hollywood neighbourhood bicycle Tallulah Bankhead just for the hell of it.
kemidra :

Playpen balls, FTW! \o/
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I dunno. I found some of that rather gruesome. And nothing about the Salem Witchhunts are funny to me.
From the same site: The Six Most Badass Stunts Pulled in the Name of Science. (Not for the faint of stomach.)
And here, have some choice quotes from
Thank you for all the not-twenty-one-yet birthday, wishes, friends. Shall get around to replying to all of them. In the meantime, let me sum up my opinion on the matter by this xkcd comic I recently rediscovered via

Playpen balls, FTW! \o/