How to tell when it's time to lay off the fanfic.

This is it, folks.

 

I have discovered perfection. And my One True God Queen. And I shall proclaim myself her Messiah, and pimp her fics far and wide.

 

Behold, thy Goddess Maya and Her Miracles!

 

Coda to The Epilogue: Twenty Years Later. Chapter 1/ Chapter 2/ Chapter 3.

 

Hark, children! Heed my words. Here be thy Commandments.

 

 1. Thou shalt follow these links and read them.

2. Thou shalt recognize the author as thy One True God Queen.

3. Thou shalt print a copy of this story.

4. Thou shalt paste it at the back of the book Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

5. Thou shalt take it as post-epilogue canon.

6. Thou shalt defend the sacred scripture to the death.

7. Thou shalt not suffer an alternate text to be pimped.

8. Thou shalt fangirl Her and offer Her your love in Livejournal comments.

9. Thou shalt ban Mpreg fics and burn those who write them.

10. Thou shalt forget 9# and not mention to Maya that Her Messiah included it in Her Commandments.

 

Amen.

 

This is a really obnoxious post, isn’t it? *giggle*