'Cause I want my "Just Deserts"...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I helped mrsmosley  across the street (6 points). In June I pulled annabtg 's hair (-5 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole missile_envy 's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-962 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, ladymirth

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Did ya hear that, Lisa? I helped you across the street, you old dear. That should balance out against invading Iraq, shouldn't it? Life is so unfair!