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The Woes of Wearing White Skirts
Aug. 3rd, 2008 06:08 pmDear flist, let me impart some essential, hard-won wardrobe advice to you. When wearing a short skirt above the knee, make sure to observe one of the following:
a)wear it with leggings,
b)wear tights underneath,
and also make sure;
i)that it is not white
ii)that it is not transparent
iii)that it is not flared
vi)that you don't wear it in a red-light street
v)that your parents never see you in it.
vi)that you notify your boyfriend's parents and grandparents that it was all really just an unfortunate, one-time, never-to-be-repeated wardrobe malfunction and you're actually wearing tights underneath anyway, so it doesn't really matter that much right?
Otherwise, what shall ensue is something akin to Nipplegate.
Note: These rules only apply if you live in as conservative a culture as mine, of course.
a)wear it with leggings,
b)wear tights underneath,
and also make sure;
i)that it is not white
ii)that it is not transparent
iii)that it is not flared
vi)that you don't wear it in a red-light street
v)that your parents never see you in it.
vi)that you notify your boyfriend's parents and grandparents that it was all really just an unfortunate, one-time, never-to-be-repeated wardrobe malfunction and you're actually wearing tights underneath anyway, so it doesn't really matter that much right?
Otherwise, what shall ensue is something akin to Nipplegate.
Note: These rules only apply if you live in as conservative a culture as mine, of course.
