WHAT wank?! Where?!

[ladymirth]

Dear SPN people on my flist,

All I've been hearing from you for the past week is moaning about the fat!Jensen gossip and the resulting wankage. I have not heard, nor can I find, any fat!Jensen Ackles wank. This is most unfair. I feel left out. Granted, it's my own fault for friending people with too much good sense and taste, but I still want to know what's going on. What's this about fat!Jensen? Does he have an eating disorder now? Is this like the chubby-headed-coke-addict!Jensen and the totally-having-closet-gay-sex-because-he-smokes!Jensen and married-to-Stephanie-Ware!Jensen of yesteryear? Are you keeping such richness from me, O heartless flist o' mine?

If so, you are doing me a great disservice. To this day, I have only to think of the phrase, "Jensen the Pregnant Hobo-Beating Hermaphrodite" to immediately feel optimistic about the universe. And that was only a summarized and result of the collective efforts of the last rumour mill.

I honestly don't want to resort to reading fandom_wank to get the newest updates. (Although those Jensen Ackles wank posts were kind of MADE of the WIN. Even fandom_wank has it's moments, I'll give it that. Especially on the rare occasion it's not trying to bash entire fandoms.)

What happened?! WANNA SEE! WANNA SEE!

Comments

[pgwfolc.livejournal.com]

I don't have any answers for you, but would it help if I told you that I have no idea what you're talking about?

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

Well, of course you wouldn't, Paul. You're on my flist via the Lois and Clark fandom. I was asking from people from the Supernatural fandom. SPN = Supernatural. =D We reportedly have had some upheaval in that fandom and I wanna know why.