Blogging may help cure cancer and AIDS.
Jun. 12th, 2008 05:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladymirthOi?!
You know, it's a disturbing trend that more and more things that you enjoy, like sex, chocolates and coffee, turn out to be good for you after all. WTF, universe? Just when we thought we had you figured out too.
Personally, I just blog 'cause I like yammering about myself to other people. This has now been scientifically proven to be therapeutic. What a pity they wasted all that money on a scientific survey instead of just asking me. I woulda told 'em.
In other news - stomach flu. I kid you not.
D'you think blogging will turn out to be good for that too? You can't tell me that what can help with AIDS and cancer can't also be good for stomach flu.
Dear Immune System,
WTF d'you think you're doing? You are about as useful as a U.N Human Rights committee. Two kinds of flu in as many weeks is completely unacceptable. That's it. You're fired.
Summarily yours,
Me.
P.S: Random HP-related thought for the day - you aren't seriously telling me that Elvendork is an actual name? And that JKR just called it to the attention of sadistic pea-brained baby-naming parents the world over? *quivers with horror*
You know, it's a disturbing trend that more and more things that you enjoy, like sex, chocolates and coffee, turn out to be good for you after all. WTF, universe? Just when we thought we had you figured out too.
Personally, I just blog 'cause I like yammering about myself to other people. This has now been scientifically proven to be therapeutic. What a pity they wasted all that money on a scientific survey instead of just asking me. I woulda told 'em.
In other news - stomach flu. I kid you not.
D'you think blogging will turn out to be good for that too? You can't tell me that what can help with AIDS and cancer can't also be good for stomach flu.
Dear Immune System,
WTF d'you think you're doing? You are about as useful as a U.N Human Rights committee. Two kinds of flu in as many weeks is completely unacceptable. That's it. You're fired.
Summarily yours,
Me.
P.S: Random HP-related thought for the day - you aren't seriously telling me that Elvendork is an actual name? And that JKR just called it to the attention of sadistic pea-brained baby-naming parents the world over? *quivers with horror*
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Date: 2008-06-12 01:02 pm (UTC)Completely unrelated: OMG, I loooove your icon - it's hilarious :D
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Date: 2008-06-12 01:04 pm (UTC)Is the middle name "Beatmeupandtakemylunchmoney?"
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Date: 2008-06-12 02:38 pm (UTC)Elvendork Beatmeupandtakemylunchmoney DOES have a certain ring to it innit? :D
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Date: 2008-06-13 05:55 pm (UTC)I guess chocolate, sex, etc. can turn out to be good for you. But so can cocaine! Think about that one! haha