Tinseltown ain't big enough for the both of us....*snerk*

[ladymirth]

OMFG, guys have you seen this?

Hi, I'm Marvel...and I'm a DC: Ironman vs Batman. 

Ironman vs Batman Part II

Ironman vs Batman Part III

Ironman vs Batman Part IV

Ironman: (On why his movie is more family friendly than Batman's) "Sorry kids, we couldn't get in to see Kung Fu Panda, so how about we go watch the clown with the M-16 open fire on a school bus?"

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Ironman: "I don't have childhood trauma."
Batman: "And I don't have herpes." 
Ironman: "Oh, that's mature! And it's not even true!"
Batman: "Withdrawn, withdrawn."

***

Ironman: "What, you didn't like the Iron Monger?"
Batman: "Oh, I did. All seven minutes of him."

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Ironman: "My movie was designed to make you forget that the hero was also a jerk."
Batman: "My movie was designed to make you forget about Joel Schumacher."
Ironman: "In my next movie Rhodie becomes War Machine."
Batman: "In my next movie Katie Holmes will become Maggie Gyllenhaal."

***

Ironman: "I mean yeah, you got yourself a Batmobile, Batplane, Batboat, but," points at suit, "I got it all right here! One stop shopping!"
Batman: "Did you just compare yourself to Walmart?"

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Ironman: "Hey where're you all going?"
Guy 1: "To watch the Dark Knight! It's Awesome! I bought my ticket a month ago!"
Guy 2: "I got mine six months ago!"
Guy 3: "I cryogenically froze myself 3 years ago! It's that awesome!"

...

Guy 4: "I travelled in time from the year 2047 to see this movie, because it is still sold out in the future! It's awesomeness has brought about an age of peace and prosperity, eliminating war and hunger!"
Ironman: "Aw, now wait just a minute!"
Guy 4: "It also helped us make first contact with alien life forms...right about now."

*Aliens beam down*

Alien:  " We are here to meet the species that made the Dark Knight. You have been deemed worthy of sharing all our technology with you."
Ironman: *wails* "Aww, come on!"
Guy 4: "From today onwards, everyday shall be like Christmas!"
Santa: "Oh ho ho! Except for today, son, I gotta check this out."
Ironman: "Santa?!"
Santa: "It's July? Where else do I gotta be?"
Ironman: "People, please! How big could this movie possibly be?"

....
*bright light*

*choir music* 

Jesus: "My children, I have come back to you. The sheer awesomeness of the Dark Knight has brought about my Second Coming...and with it, the Rapture. Which shall begin immediately...after the 7.45 showing, I gotta see this bad boy!" 
Ironman: "NOOOOO!"

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I was grinning madly right up until the Second Coming...at which point I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Also, is it it bad that I had to giggle everytime Spidey got eletrocuted? 

ROTFLMAO!!!

Comments

[cyad.livejournal.com]

I like those, it's real funny. Also rewatched That one:


but back to TDK vs Ironman, in that whole Santa/Fans, Aliens, Jesus sequence...

Jesus: "My children, I have come back to you. The sheer awesomeness of the Dark Knight has brought about my Second Coming...and with it, the Rapture. Which shall begin immediately...after the 7.45 showing, I gotta see this bad boy!"
Ironman: "NOOOOO!" <--- very Dark Vador Star Wars that last bit, BTW

... my fav' is the very end, where Iron Man gets mad at Batman and goes off and Batman goes: "Fine. i'm a DC, allright." *g*

[never-evil.livejournal.com]

LOLZ yeah these are so GENIUS heh