Bart for VP!
Of course, he is not without his detractors. Voter
lxbean points out: But how do I know Bart isn't just riding a cynical wave of pseudo-dog-liberation, disguising himself as a "dogist," as it were, while advocating for an anti-dog reversion to the days of dog catchers for the mixed breeds and cold kennels for the working breeds while he and his fellow East Coast Elites sit around swilling lattes and eating hotdogs dipped in peanut butter?
How do I know Bart's not just selling me a fantasy in the tradition of movies like "A Dog's Life in the White House" and "Puppy Goes to Washington"?
However,
abnormalsanon soon puts these fears to rest: Because he has experience and he was a POW in the pound. Isn't that enough for you? Are you un-American or what??
Frankly, he is the best choice I've seen so far. I hope you do your duty, America!
(Thanks be to
kemidra for linking me.)
Of course, he is not without his detractors. Voter
How do I know Bart's not just selling me a fantasy in the tradition of movies like "A Dog's Life in the White House" and "Puppy Goes to Washington"?
However,
Frankly, he is the best choice I've seen so far. I hope you do your duty, America!
(Thanks be to