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Genealogy

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered,'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
 

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Date: 2008-10-09 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kemidra.livejournal.com
Better a monkey than a rib bone, IMO. :P

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Date: 2008-10-09 04:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyad.livejournal.com
OMG! That's totally rotfl!

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Date: 2008-10-09 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schnuffichen.livejournal.com
Teehee :)

Do you already know this? It went around at my work place (where we were doing research on evolutionary anthropology... ;))

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Date: 2008-10-15 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladymirth.livejournal.com
That was very well done. I do take issue with one thing though - the insincts to discriminate, feel threatened by differences and become territorial are purely animalistic. Humanity, with all our flase gods and enforced ethics, is what strives to rise above our inherent natures.

Also, humans don't eat baby monkeys (I think), but monkeys (well, chimps) eat baby humans. Alive.

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Date: 2008-10-09 08:16 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2008-10-10 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faye-lights.livejournal.com
Hilarious. ;)

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Date: 2008-10-10 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lostprincess87.livejournal.com
ROTFLMAO~~~~~~

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