Proof that I regress to the age of five when I have a head-cold.

[ladymirth]

I haz cold. I is cold. I is cold and tired and mis'ruble and sneezy. I haz a crew of miniature construction workers having a heavy metal band practice with hammers and chainsaws in my head. I does not like this.  

And there is no good Batman fanfic to cheer me up. *cries*

WHY?

Waaant fanfic. Preferably Nolanverse and het and Joker-less. I'm so sick of the Joker. I wish the Joker fangirls would get their own fandom. Maybe then there will be more Batfic with the Batman actually in them.  

I am sorry, but I cannot deal with psychotic clowns and the OCs who love them when I'm sick. I want sex and fluff and sexy manpain in the long watches of the night, when I only have my Kleenex and Nyquil for company. 

:'( 

Looks like if I want good fanfic, I'll have to write my own. Sod it.