Proof that I regress to the age of five when I have a head-cold.

[ladymirth]

I haz cold. I is cold. I is cold and tired and mis'ruble and sneezy. I haz a crew of miniature construction workers having a heavy metal band practice with hammers and chainsaws in my head. I does not like this.  

And there is no good Batman fanfic to cheer me up. *cries*

WHY?

Waaant fanfic. Preferably Nolanverse and het and Joker-less. I'm so sick of the Joker. I wish the Joker fangirls would get their own fandom. Maybe then there will be more Batfic with the Batman actually in them.  

I am sorry, but I cannot deal with psychotic clowns and the OCs who love them when I'm sick. I want sex and fluff and sexy manpain in the long watches of the night, when I only have my Kleenex and Nyquil for company. 

:'( 

Looks like if I want good fanfic, I'll have to write my own. Sod it. 

Comments

[schnuffichen.livejournal.com]

Does it need to be het? Else I can certainly recommend adarkerknight as well as jij who imho are the best authors under the sun when it comes to Bruce/Clark...

Never been a fan of Batman het fic, sorry :(

Hope you'll feel better soon, though! *hugs*

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I'm having mental pictures of Dean Cain and Christian Bale getting it on...ok, I'm sold. XD God, I'm easy.

I suspect that's because you haven't read the right het stories. I stumbled across a couple of brilliant ones. You might like them if you give them a try.

Thanks a lot for the recs, hon. I shall get better on the sheer power of slash. XD

[schnuffichen.livejournal.com]

Hehehe - then you should read Kansas for sure! It IS Dean Cain and Christian Bale (as you can see in the... uh... trailer *hides*

It's an awesome story! :D

[schnuffichen.livejournal.com]

Hehehe - have fun!

(and you might wanna edit your comment above because... it's sort of a secret alias...)

And: Thanks - I had an awesome time making it :D