The years are catching up with me. I am dooomed.

[ladymirth]

Good crack-of-bloody-midnight, ladies and gentlemen. Your host is now officially 22 years and 20 minutes old. First lesson of the year - not even Cat Macros can save you from existential angst. 

Now please excuse me while I ruminate on the nature of existence and my place within it while hyperventilating into a paper bag.