Because I am Silly With Sleepy and Sheep.

[ladymirth]

Dear Flist, 

I got through the TOEFL okay. It was an excrusi excrusicating excruciating day, but you were all right in the end. It was nothing to worry about. Except for the fact that IT NEVER SEEMED TO END that is. 

But it did. So it's all good. 

Incidentally, I have the bestest flist in the whole wide LJ and I shall duel anybody who says otherwise! En garde! Am looking at you Alexander Hamilton! Whoever you are!
*waves foot ruler in the air* 

Yeah, I tooked my sedatives again. Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's SHEEP! Counting sheep, as in. Ha. 

Anyway, where was I? Yeah, you guys are great. Greatest. Shall squish every one of you! SQUISH! GIANT SQUISH! GENERAL-PRINCIPLE-SQUISH! ONE-LAST-SQUISH! 

When I am a rich and famous author with legions of batshit fans who drive me to live in a heavily fortified house protected by vicious guard dogs and lawyers, I shall send you all rich gifts. You shall only have to name them, be it chocolates or signed first copies you can sell in the black market or imported gigolos from Milan. 

(Do you know I once thought that the gigolo was a type of fish? Right up until I was informed that it was actually a woodwind instrument of peasant origin. Or maybe I'm thinking of something else. It makes me think of Joan Collins, for some reason.) 

Right. Hafta go now. The Sheep are coming to arrest me for the flagrant abuse of the common exclamation point. I shall contest that charge! There is nothing common about the exclamation point! 

*YAWN* *iz zleepy* 

Flist? Have I told you I wuv you yet?

Comments

[lostprincess87.livejournal.com]

See I knew you could do it love. AND I LOVE YOU! *Squishes-a-thon* I really like the name Alexander Hamilton. Sounds extremely sexy. I shall be rather sad when you have to fight him with your foot-ruler. Watch the sexiness alright? Wait I am a geek! I googled the name. Guess what Alex Ham is quite old. I withdraw my sexiness plea, you may do as you please with him.
Whoever told you that Gigolo was a fish was off there rocker. Haven't you watched American Gigolo yet? Or maybe Deuce Bigalow? The latter is quite stupid! Take my word for it. And the Joan Collins comment does reflect her randy novels. As well as her sister's - Jackie Collins. I actually read a book with the title - The Stud! I had to wash my eyes with soap!
And when you rich and famous, I would simply like to have brunch or tea with you! I would kill myself if we ever were parted from our Girly TM Gatherings.
And about the Milan bit could you import me that guy who asked me out when I was 10. He was adorable. I heard he was in the navy! *Blushes* Kidding.
Off to sleep love! You deserve it!
Talk to you soon babe!
Mwah! *Squishes you silly!*

[lostprincess87.livejournal.com]

And by the way the Bucket Dance is kinda sexy! I wish I did that when I found out about my weight loss! Now I feel silly for doing a silly dance when I should have done the Bucket Dance. But Alas I seem to have a bucket shortage. Maybe next time! Sigh

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

YAY, for the weight loss! Although, I still maintain that you weren't fat at all the last time I saw you.

*in Sinhala* Lamayo, oyata nikan innakotath bucket watena tharamata, than bucket adu ekath hondai, neda? *cackles*

I can't believe I'm talking Singhalese on LJ! *does dance*

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

Paveee...I know what a gigolo is! I was just being silly. Sheesh! That was actually what the crack about Joan Collins was about. She has a prediliction for going out with younger men and her most famous role in Dynasty made her out to be a bit of a vamp - never mind.

I didn't know she and Jackie were sisters. Not a fan of either, to be honest.

Yes, the Girl Gatherings are essential to our very existence!

Pavi - you were hit on when you were TEN? That's pervy, is what. Or your promiscuous tendencies started at an early age. Tsk, tsk. Although, I do love me some Navy men! *le sigh*

*I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my squishy. SQUISH!*

[lostprincess87.livejournal.com]

He he Sweetheart if you didn't know what I Gigolo was I would have killed myself. You had to know I was kidding. I merely wanted to mention the atrocious movie that was based on Gigolos - Deuce Bigalow! Seriously a silly and absurd movie. The Collins sister seriously know their game. Let's leave it at that, shall we?

Our trademarked Girly gathering are super essential.

And no i did not have promiscuous tendencies. The little tyke called up my mom and asked his mom to ask my mom whether he and I could hang! Of course his mom would be our chaperon. We ended hanging with a couple of mates from school and playing games. Didn't like him because he wouldn't leave me alone. But he was blond with blue eyes and his name was Luca!
Hmmm... I don't know what to say about the last line. Hmm I'd be honoured to be your Squishy I guess! *looks scared* Hehe! Love you sweets!!! Mwah! Oooh guess who I met in Nugegoda! Randula! She looked nice... Chatted a bit and we parted! Sweet girl!
I miss you :(
Hmm babe... If I'm you Squishy does that make you my ducky?
:P
Mwah!!!!! Love love love YOU! Be good!

[lostprincess87.livejournal.com]

You shall be my Dory! I figured where the quote was from! You are cute, you know that! :P Dory Baby! :P

[laramoon.livejournal.com]

YAY! I'm so glad to know you got through it! Congrats on making it to the end of the test. I'm sure you'll have a really good grade, too - I don't see how you could not; your English is better than some people I know whose first language it is.

Have fun with the sheep. ;) You earned it!

*hugs*

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

Yes. I have decided to take up bestiality as my new kink. *is solemn*

And you are right. I have earned my sheep.

*hugs you* Thanks, Lara. My English has to be good. Otherwise how would I get people to read my emo posts? *g*

[muses-circle.livejournal.com]

*HUGS* I'm glad you got through your exam today! How long before you know whether you passed or not?

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

*NOOGIES YOU* Thanks, Katie. They say that my scores will arrive in "fifteen business days". Not sure if that includes Saturdays or not. =/

Your icon always makes me wonder whether Jared tweezes his eyebrows. He has already admitted to blow-drying his hair, after all. Puppy is such a giant, goofy GIRL! *glomps him*

[annabtg.livejournal.com]

Again, glad to know you're better. And yay for TOEFL going well!

Hope it will only keep getting better for you. ***massive hugs***

Anna ♥ ♥

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

Thank you, dear one! ***MASSIVER HUGS BACK***

♥♥