Because I am Silly With Sleepy and Sheep.

[ladymirth]

Dear Flist, 

I got through the TOEFL okay. It was an excrusi excrusicating excruciating day, but you were all right in the end. It was nothing to worry about. Except for the fact that IT NEVER SEEMED TO END that is. 

But it did. So it's all good. 

Incidentally, I have the bestest flist in the whole wide LJ and I shall duel anybody who says otherwise! En garde! Am looking at you Alexander Hamilton! Whoever you are!
*waves foot ruler in the air* 

Yeah, I tooked my sedatives again. Is that a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's SHEEP! Counting sheep, as in. Ha. 

Anyway, where was I? Yeah, you guys are great. Greatest. Shall squish every one of you! SQUISH! GIANT SQUISH! GENERAL-PRINCIPLE-SQUISH! ONE-LAST-SQUISH! 

When I am a rich and famous author with legions of batshit fans who drive me to live in a heavily fortified house protected by vicious guard dogs and lawyers, I shall send you all rich gifts. You shall only have to name them, be it chocolates or signed first copies you can sell in the black market or imported gigolos from Milan. 

(Do you know I once thought that the gigolo was a type of fish? Right up until I was informed that it was actually a woodwind instrument of peasant origin. Or maybe I'm thinking of something else. It makes me think of Joan Collins, for some reason.) 

Right. Hafta go now. The Sheep are coming to arrest me for the flagrant abuse of the common exclamation point. I shall contest that charge! There is nothing common about the exclamation point! 

*YAWN* *iz zleepy* 

Flist? Have I told you I wuv you yet?

Comments

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

Paveee...I know what a gigolo is! I was just being silly. Sheesh! That was actually what the crack about Joan Collins was about. She has a prediliction for going out with younger men and her most famous role in Dynasty made her out to be a bit of a vamp - never mind.

I didn't know she and Jackie were sisters. Not a fan of either, to be honest.

Yes, the Girl Gatherings are essential to our very existence!

Pavi - you were hit on when you were TEN? That's pervy, is what. Or your promiscuous tendencies started at an early age. Tsk, tsk. Although, I do love me some Navy men! *le sigh*

*I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my squishy. SQUISH!*

[lostprincess87.livejournal.com]

He he Sweetheart if you didn't know what I Gigolo was I would have killed myself. You had to know I was kidding. I merely wanted to mention the atrocious movie that was based on Gigolos - Deuce Bigalow! Seriously a silly and absurd movie. The Collins sister seriously know their game. Let's leave it at that, shall we?

Our trademarked Girly gathering are super essential.

And no i did not have promiscuous tendencies. The little tyke called up my mom and asked his mom to ask my mom whether he and I could hang! Of course his mom would be our chaperon. We ended hanging with a couple of mates from school and playing games. Didn't like him because he wouldn't leave me alone. But he was blond with blue eyes and his name was Luca!
Hmmm... I don't know what to say about the last line. Hmm I'd be honoured to be your Squishy I guess! *looks scared* Hehe! Love you sweets!!! Mwah! Oooh guess who I met in Nugegoda! Randula! She looked nice... Chatted a bit and we parted! Sweet girl!
I miss you :(
Hmm babe... If I'm you Squishy does that make you my ducky?
:P
Mwah!!!!! Love love love YOU! Be good!

[lostprincess87.livejournal.com]

You shall be my Dory! I figured where the quote was from! You are cute, you know that! :P Dory Baby! :P