Speechless.

[ladymirth]

My life is a farce.

I’m sure the cosmos are laughing their mean, petty little heads off about my life right now. In fact, they must capture it on video and air it on their TV networks as primetime entertainment. Well I’m glad somebody is getting a kick out of this situation ‘cos it sure ain’t me!!

And what is all this halubaloo about, you ask? Well, you know how I endured being sundered from my darling Humphries for a fortnight and put in 18 study hours per day (well-almost) for the past few weeks in anticipation of my finals?

All for naught. All for bloody naught. Zilch. Nada. Kookums.

Because thanks to the fact that it’s been raining for forty days and forty nights and is cold as a tropical country can possibly be, plus the fact that I am a walking resthouse for stray viruses, plus the fact that I have been only having about three hours of beauty sleep per night on account of being up studying, I am now a quivering wreck of tonsillitis and a 100-degree flu.

In other words, I am missing my finals as I speak. In fact, I have now missed nearly all my exams.

And our relatives visited us last night and I couldn’t even sit up to talk to them properly because the aforesaid cosmos had replaced my head with a canon ball.

And most unkindly of all, my parents keep making insinuations that I brought this on myself on purpose to miss the exams by having a shower in the afternoon when it was freezing cold. And we don’t have a water-heater (we usually don’t need one because it’s usually quite warm hereabouts, night and day.).

Well, of course I had a shower in the afternoon! I leave home at the crack of dawn and come back at around 3’o clock! When else am I to have a shower? Hell-o? It’s called personal hygiene.

So as I said, my life is a farce equal to Bertie Wooster’s without a Jeeves in it.

Comments

[entirelytoo.livejournal.com]

Wait, I'm delusional. You're from Sri Lanka.

Where in the bloody hell did I come up with this Univ. of Michigan thing?

Good God.

[ladymirth.livejournal.com]

I. Have. No. Idea.
And I'm nowhere near University yet, because the current education system decrees that a kid's got to slog for 13 and a 1/2 years, do their Advanced levels at nineteen, wait six months for results and a University placement and finally sight higher education at around TWENTY!
So I have a good year and half before I am encumbered by Univerity plans.
Sux to be born in a third world country.I love many things about this fair isle, its politics notwithstanding, but the education system is not one of them.
But please do have a word with the Cosmos. Preferably with a heavy bat for reinforcement.
I shall appreciate it greatly!