Obligatory Iron Man Squee Post
May. 25th, 2008 09:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ladymirthI forgot to tell y'all. I went to see Iron Man yesterday, right after the entire rest of the world, but whatever. Yep, pretty much what you guys said.
Subtle political messages: Exellent! Training exercises FTW!
Rhodes and Stark: Aww. Air plane strip club for two ROTFLMAO!
Pepper: I know that was Paltrow, y'all, but bejesus if she didn't look like Kirsten Dunst in another ten years. I likey. An unconventional heroine. Hope she ends up with Stark, despite the whole Wendy-to-Peter-Pan complex they've got going there. Of course, there's already a fandom, a Tony/ Pepper ship which is called - *drumroll* - PEPPERONY! What else would it be called, seriously?
Stane: The villain is always the white bald guy with the white beard. Baldie = BADASS! Samuel L. Jackson to testify!
J.A.R.V.I.S: Is the secret love child of Alfred and K.I.T. Yeah!
Iron Man suit: AWESOME. Birdman and the Silver Hawks are kinda pissed off about it though. Patent infringement and all that.
Robert Downey Jr: Let me quote Marc Fennell of Triple J radio station : "There were two perfectly good movies in Iron Man. The first is the superhero flick... But then there's the other movie: made entirely out of Robert Downey Jr. being awesome".
WORD, my friend, WORD. Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Johnny Depp! He even has the moustache and the penchant for lawless living and debauchery to prove it.
Verdict: Wheee! What a ride! Wanna go agin, wanna go agin, wanna go agin!
Subtle political messages: Exellent! Training exercises FTW!
Rhodes and Stark: Aww. Air plane strip club for two ROTFLMAO!
Pepper: I know that was Paltrow, y'all, but bejesus if she didn't look like Kirsten Dunst in another ten years. I likey. An unconventional heroine. Hope she ends up with Stark, despite the whole Wendy-to-Peter-Pan complex they've got going there. Of course, there's already a fandom, a Tony/ Pepper ship which is called - *drumroll* - PEPPERONY! What else would it be called, seriously?
Stane: The villain is always the white bald guy with the white beard. Baldie = BADASS! Samuel L. Jackson to testify!
J.A.R.V.I.S: Is the secret love child of Alfred and K.I.T. Yeah!
Iron Man suit: AWESOME. Birdman and the Silver Hawks are kinda pissed off about it though. Patent infringement and all that.
Robert Downey Jr: Let me quote Marc Fennell of Triple J radio station : "There were two perfectly good movies in Iron Man. The first is the superhero flick... But then there's the other movie: made entirely out of Robert Downey Jr. being awesome".
WORD, my friend, WORD. Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Johnny Depp! He even has the moustache and the penchant for lawless living and debauchery to prove it.
Verdict: Wheee! What a ride! Wanna go agin, wanna go agin, wanna go agin!
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Date: 2008-05-25 06:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-26 02:15 am (UTC)But you're right. Don't grow a beard. IT WILL TURN YOU EVIL!
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Date: 2008-05-26 07:32 am (UTC)Halloween '99. (Do they have Mr. Clean there?) I've lost some weight since, but otherwise look pretty much the same.
Self-portrait for a meme last year. Check out my mad MS Paint skillz, yo!
Something a little more recent (and badass, thanks to awesome overcoat power...)
Beard, however, is not very likely to happen. I've been bald since I hit my teens. (Was really sensitive about it, which is indirectly how I became HatMan.) I don't even have eyelashes. There's one short, stubborn little hair on my chin, and that's all I'm ever likely to have.
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Date: 2008-05-26 07:32 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-05-26 10:35 am (UTC)I dunno. I think the links show up okay.
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Date: 2008-05-26 12:48 pm (UTC)