I've only been able to get through half of the first book. But you can read it for the lulz, because it is hilariously awful. *g* It's like badfic. It has SO MANY elements of badfic.
Oh, and since I see from you reply to Paul that you're all spoiled about everything already, let me add to the list that HIS EYES CHANGE COLOURS. If that plus the sparkling doesn't make him the ultimate Mary Sue, then the amount of times Meyer felt the need to mention his "angelic", "seraphic", and "perfect" face/features that "stun [Bella's] mind" seals the deal.
This is why fandom is such a boon for aspiring writers. It teaches you how NOT to write.
It's kind of depressing that crap like that makes the bestseller lists though. Oh well, at least it inspires others to write. More than one person I know has said that if this stuff can get published, so can they.
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Date: 2008-08-12 10:01 am (UTC)It's kind of depressing that crap like that makes the bestseller lists though. Oh well, at least it inspires others to write. More than one person I know has said that if this stuff can get published, so can they.